I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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