apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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