just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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