Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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