apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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