when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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