oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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