do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
