Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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