u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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