is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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