Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Randomize
