what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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