i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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