He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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