brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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