actually, I'm a sock model
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
