WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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