ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Girls should come with a carfax report
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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