so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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