There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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