Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
one might say we're banned from that church
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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