So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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