We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
