do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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