My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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