that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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