So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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