i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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