Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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