Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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