My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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