atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
