she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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