that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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