It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
50% drunk capacity currently
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
