Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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