Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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