just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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