I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize
