let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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