Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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