Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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