it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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