The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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