As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
God, I missed his penis.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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