Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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