wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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