I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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