And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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