How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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