He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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